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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:19 am

...lil friggen monkeys throwin poo from the back seat!!! I scream like a lil skool girl, jumping...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:32 am

... out of the Sparco racing seat and cracking the painted ricer dash. Suddenly, ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:10 am

... the car spoke to me. "Hello Michael," it said. Curious, I ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:11 am

... slowly eased into the seat and buckled up. Next I
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:26 pm

...focused on the 7" touchscreen built into the dash. I could just...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:43 am

... about control everything because he has added all OBDII controls to this. Time to ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:29 pm

...turn and burn! Dam*it, who's this running...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:52 pm

..friggen car! Suddenly the doors lock and windows roll up, fustrated i start...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:27 am

... to panic and try to sunroof. The car continues to speed up and ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 am

... suddenly veers left toward a group of innocent school children. with herculean effort I ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:09 am

...shit myself again. To my surprise, the car ejects...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:10 pm

... me flat on my face. I scramble to find out if the races have started, all I know is ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:29 pm

.. that my junk hurts pretty bad because I landed on a stump. Limping, I ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:19 pm

... get hit by the demon car right in the arse! I take off running...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:34 pm

... towards my ride. Gotta get it prepped and ready to move before ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:15 am

something good happens to me and I...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:37 am

... possibly stumble across a shower. So, I get back to my car and ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:04 am

...realize that my car has a blown transfer case. Seeing the guys from AMS in the pits, I ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:58 pm

.. head over in hopes of calling in a favor (since I taught them all they know). After a long, LONG laugh in my face ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:19 pm

...and liberal application of Master Card, they open the back of their semi trailer. To my amazement I...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:27 pm

... recieved replacement parts for the entire drive and power train including susupension. Having the most bad ass car arround...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:22 pm

... it was no wonder I had people offering to crew for me, they knew class when they saw it. I asked the 5 co-eds from the college down the road...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:32 pm

... if they new any big, sweaty football players that might want to "co-drive" for me. Disgusted, they ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:33 pm

...riipped thier cloths off and kicked me in the nuts, causing myself to shit mysels (yes, once again). Cryingly, I sulk off to the bathroom...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:39 am

... which was closed for cleaning. But, the women's restroom was open, so ...

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