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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:15 am

..i ran in really quickly, cleaned myself off and took off back to my car. Finally I think to myself, I can now kich that sti's ass, starting my newly built car...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:35 pm

...I put a Prodigy CD in and slowly warmed the fluids with some slow cruising of the pits. I saw some...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:49 pm

..pretty sick cars about to race. Thinking to myself..
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:21 am

... "I got this ish," I began to wonder if I really had what it would take to ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:32 am

... beat the white Suby. I did a precheck on my ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:41 am

... IC pipes, tires and crotch protector. It seemed that I was good to go, but ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:55 am

.. I had to visit the restroom urgently! Its seems like all the pre-race stress has upset my stomach, so I...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:12 am

.. made it to the bathroom, for the first time, and shit in it instead of me. Hearing that the race is about to start, ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:32 am

... I rush to get the deed done, as I try to put my racing suit back on I slip on some slippery feces and knock...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:35 pm

.... all of my front row teeth out. bleeding like a motha.....


(this has to be the story with the most "feces" in it. lol)
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:42 pm

..i take out of the bathroom at full speed. seeing everyones gasping looks on their face, i ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:21 pm

... give a quick toothless smile and say "Ohm Fffoin" while trying to retrieve the blood that projects from my gums. Blood spattered and gagging, a woman near me ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:51 am

...grabbed my ass and said " you go get 'em Tiger, I got something wait'n for you when you win!" Bug eye'd and flustered I grabbed my...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:33 am

... crotch protector and slid it back into placed where she had moved. I could hear ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:11 pm

...the track announcer calling all entrants to the staging lanes. I hitched up my pants and...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:59 pm

... clicked my 5 point. I had my trusty ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:15 pm

...can of butt putty, a 32oz red Monster and I'm ready to rock! Checking my hair in the mirror I...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:23 pm

...realize that I am going bald too soon. With a tear in my eye, ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:45 pm

... I decided it was time to shave my head for that macho bad-ass look. Grabbing a nearby shard of broken glass ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:57 pm

...proceded to scalp myself by mistake. Hearing the announcer...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:05 pm

... being strangled by a group of rival gang members who wandered in to the tower, I grabbed the closest ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:18 am

... helmet and proceeded to the grid. The white Suby ...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:38 am

... driver was busy "macking" on some "hotties" by a "random light pole." While he was distracted ...

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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:22 pm

... I grined, stuck my bare ass out the window and released the last bit of the runs that I've had all day into his open window. Laughing uncontrolably...
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PostSubject: Re: The most unbelievable racing story ever!   Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:36 am

...it dawned on me I could hear a loud hissing. Looking down at my NOS cheater bottle, I....
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