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PostSubject: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:57 am

Okay, here is how it works ... someone makes a wish and the next poster grants it, but twists it in a way to make it funny or bad. Kind of like a Monkey's Paw thing. It's amusing.

I'll start ...

I wish my coffee was not cold.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:02 pm

i'll pee in ur coffe to make it hot.


^ something like that?

and perhaps some cream to go with? lol thats nasty.



i wish i had gotten a iphone rather than blackberry.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:32 pm

Granted, you have an iPhone ... but you dribble on it while peeing in my coffee and it shorts out and no longer works.

I wish the clouds would have come out today so i could have gotten the photo I needed ...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:01 pm

the clouds will now move out of your area.

but the fact that you have no skillz to pay the billz when i comes to photography. does it really matter?
and i would have gotten the warranty for the iphone so im good. Razz

i wish i can get AEM for Christmas present.
or birfday present....
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:54 pm

Granted ... but your car is stolen Christmas Eve never to be recovered. And your insurance lapsed on the 23rd.

I wish my dishwasher was quieter ...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:00 pm

granted? lol

your dishwasher will be quiet forever cuz you will never be able to fix it.
and now you have to do dishes by hand. HAHA

sux for you Katie~!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH~!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:01 pm

oh and i wish i didnt have to work on saturday...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:12 am

Granted (yes, because it's a wish and wishes are granted), you don't work this Saturday but you have to work every Saturday for the rest of your life.

I wish drinks didn't taste funny after toothpaste/mouthwash.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 am

well technically nothing has changed then i i have to work the rest of the saturdays...

granted,
its really not a wish. just dont brush or flush your mouth then problem solved.


i wish that matt will give me $59,750,000.00 for no reason and want nothing in return.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:11 am

Granted ... I give you $59,750,000.00 but leave it with a broker that will not allow you to access it until your 95th birthday. Of course, I keep the other $274,981,312,042.06 I won.

I wish I owned that R8 race car ...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:24 am

granted.
i'll take whatever i can get.


i wish i was the president of Audi.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:50 am

Granted ... you're elected president and CEO of Audi ... 3 days before it goes belly-up.

I wish this web page would code itself ...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm

granted.
you page got coded. .. somehow...

i wish someone else would post here.
playing this stupid game... lol
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:06 pm

(I'm not posting again until someone grants Joey's wish)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:29 pm

LOL

yous funny.

and i have another wish.


that my car be 500awhp and have a lat hp/tq curve that starts from 2000rpm till redline.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:42 pm

Granted ... but it's a Kia Rio.

I wish I could go ahead and leave work and go home ...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:54 pm

granted...
cool i like kia's Smile


go home you have my permission. Razz

and i thought you werent gonna post till someone new posts???
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:44 pm

I want someone to buy my car...seriously, buy it.

BTW _ Matt can post again
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:45 pm

granted... it will sell.... someday...

i wish i had some cold ass watermelon next to me right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:43 am

Granted... but your going to have to share with an old toothless homeless woman which your secretly in love with and she has herpes.

I wish teleportation technology would finally come around and shipping would be instant Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:27 pm

granted... but little did you know teleportation comes with a heavy penalty... high cost

i wish Rob will give me his new evo to me within a month to me w/o a question, payment, anything in return, no strings attached.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:08 am

Granted, Rob gives you the Evo but you die of a heart attack just minutes before you receive it.

I wish I could have slept later this morning ...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:23 am

granted... oh i see how it is... i gotta die now huh?
you will sleep alot tonight. too much sleep you will never wake up.


i wish matt will come to the trackday on 16th.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:04 am

Granted ... I go to the track day. I also lose my job because I can't drive my car on shredded tires and no brakes. I then lose my house and my car and my wife. Thanks Joey.

I wish coffee was always the perfect temperature.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish ...   Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:53 am

Granted, but the perfect temperature coffee's main ingredients will now consist of goat piss and sheep sperm Smile

I wish I just take a day off work without having to come back to total chaos.

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