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PostSubject: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:53 pm

You know the drill ...

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So, Joey was cruising down GA-400 when ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:43 pm

his penis fell off and rolled under the seat....

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:53 pm

causing his girl friend....ok boyfriend.... to laugh until.....
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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:54 pm

he started choking. Joey whipped out his crackberry...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:08 pm

... and feverishly posted a new entry on his Web blog. In all the excitement he ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:28 pm

failed to realize that traffic was at a dead stop ahead of him...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:50 pm

He slammed on the brakes, but ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:50 pm

ramed his car up the tail pipe of a polizia charger...
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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:01 pm

He paused for a moment to gather his thoughts, but then ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:18 pm

realized his penis was still under the seat and his boyfriend was...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:22 pm

... frantically searching for it. A high pitched squeal from the floorboard let him know that ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:26 pm

his boyfriend had finally ran out of breath since he was still choking from laughter...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:45 pm

"NNNnnooooo" he screamed as he ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:41 pm

removed his penis from his boyfriends cold hand...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:53 pm

He shed a single tear, but suddenly realized ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:24 pm

that this thread is ghey and joey is w/o a penis Sad ... anyways.


that he could still save his penis and he gave the penis to his "Boyfriend (touringbubble)" to hold till he gets to the hospital but matt couldnt hold it so he gave it to the other boyfirend robb which was sitting behind him and they veered off to the side road towards the hospital and then ...
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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:15 am

he lost the left rear tire. Sparks showered the road as ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:27 pm

tire got shreaded and the his $50000000 per rim got all scratched up but that was ok since joey has this deep pocket that will replace it the next day but the problem was...
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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:57 pm

he had forgotten that he'd went bankrupt just 3 weeks before. With the sudden realization that he'd lose this car, he ...

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:14 pm

bought a lotto ticket and won with cash option and had won 500 million dollars. and found out that he didnt really went bankrupt. but his friend matt did, and told joey
"hey man i dont have money to goto the trackday but i did buy this RC car off ebay~!"
what a weak sauce that guy is... but joey gave him some extra $$ so that he could pay for the item that he had won over at ebay.
but mat didnt realize...
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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:58 pm

... that Joey still didn't get the whole track day thing. Matt has money for the entry, but not money for new tires and brakes that will be needed after the track day.

I'm done. Joey ruined it.

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PostSubject: Re: Another awesome racing story ...   Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:42 pm

Sad i ruined it....
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